Humans are Odd
Humans seem to like noisy things they have them all over the place. They like to push things around the home that suck up things off the floor, I don't like them the noise hurts my ears. My pets do this as well I don't know why they do it but they seem pleased when they stop, maybe it hurts their ears as well. Dylan has the right idea he goes out when the noisy sucky thing comes out, he comes back when it is all quiet again.
My pet Dean likes a noisy thing, he likes to kill what he calls Zombies, there must be a lot of them as he is always killing them.
Dylan's pet Colin likes to do something that means they Fire at Will,not sure what it is but it sounds angry. He seems to like it and even talks to the little box he is watching just like Dean does when he is killing Zombies..
Then there is that funny flat box thing they look at with strange noises coming out of it. I could hear cars screaming and lots of humans talking, very odd. I know they were cars but they did not sound happy they sounded like they were in pain.
I don't mind cars, I can tell when my pet Chizzy is coming home by the noise her car makes. Dean's van is nice as well we go out in it every day but they never make their cars scream like they do in the flat box thing.
The kitchen is a lovely place but there are strange things in it that can make odd noises. Dylan's pets have something that whistles until they make it stop, must be something to tell them to drink as they sit down with their little drinking bowls when it stops whistling.
They have something that they put clothes into, that noise lasts a long time and gets very loud before it stops, must be a warning it is going to end. They do that a lot they seem to like wet clothes. Paula puts on the noisy wet clothes maker on when we go out for walks then puts the wet clothes into a rumble thing when we get back. She likes the rumble thing a lot, it rumbles for a long time and then she takes out the clothes and folds them up and puts them away. My pets like wet clothes as well as they put their clothes into a noisy box as well, why they do it beyond me.
Human pets are very useful but they like lots of noise, strange thing is they sometimes tell me to be quite when I tell them something is wrong or someone is there that should not be. I sometimes think humans are odd but they are nice even if they do like strange noisy things that can hurt my ears.
My pet Dean likes a noisy thing, he likes to kill what he calls Zombies, there must be a lot of them as he is always killing them.
Dylan's pet Colin likes to do something that means they Fire at Will,not sure what it is but it sounds angry. He seems to like it and even talks to the little box he is watching just like Dean does when he is killing Zombies..
Then there is that funny flat box thing they look at with strange noises coming out of it. I could hear cars screaming and lots of humans talking, very odd. I know they were cars but they did not sound happy they sounded like they were in pain.
I don't mind cars, I can tell when my pet Chizzy is coming home by the noise her car makes. Dean's van is nice as well we go out in it every day but they never make their cars scream like they do in the flat box thing.
The kitchen is a lovely place but there are strange things in it that can make odd noises. Dylan's pets have something that whistles until they make it stop, must be something to tell them to drink as they sit down with their little drinking bowls when it stops whistling.
They have something that they put clothes into, that noise lasts a long time and gets very loud before it stops, must be a warning it is going to end. They do that a lot they seem to like wet clothes. Paula puts on the noisy wet clothes maker on when we go out for walks then puts the wet clothes into a rumble thing when we get back. She likes the rumble thing a lot, it rumbles for a long time and then she takes out the clothes and folds them up and puts them away. My pets like wet clothes as well as they put their clothes into a noisy box as well, why they do it beyond me.
Human pets are very useful but they like lots of noise, strange thing is they sometimes tell me to be quite when I tell them something is wrong or someone is there that should not be. I sometimes think humans are odd but they are nice even if they do like strange noisy things that can hurt my ears.